I sit down at my desk and look around my hand hanging on a coat rack beside the desk. I look at all my paperwork and start to work on it.
"This is so boring."

*a voice in the background* Allow me to fix that! *you here handsigns* Water Style: Water Vortex jutsu! *a huge water wave fills the whole ofice in water then i appear on the water using the walking on water techniqe then i do more handsigns* Water Seal jutsu *i place my hand on the water and 5 circles appear on the water in which seals you as chakra sharks swim below you* not so fun is it kage!

As you are standing on the water doing the handsighs for the water seal jutsu you notice the water under you spinning. As my byakugan is activated and im doing palm rotation on the ground of the office it starts to make a whirlpool as it starts to suck you down to the ground.

*jumps in the air as my eye activates and my second body appears as it has a long ponytail like piens did and percings all over him as that body obsorbs summons a demon and it dives at you and attack you stoping the palm rotation*

"No fucking point."
Just stands there letting the demon attack me. Coughs up some blood as it attacks me.

eh...*disappears and same for everthing else*

Falls to one knee as the demons attack cut up my stomach. I cough up a little more blood then stand up and slowly sit down back at my desk.
"Pathetic Akatsuki."

My hands glow green as I heal my wounds and then clean up the blood off the floor.

*I appear leaning on the wall with my akatsuki cloak on fully only showing my eyes*

Sighs and looks at you.
"Oh look another one."
Puts my pen down.
"What are you here for?"

don't worry get ya panties out ya ass.Akatsuki just don't go around hurtin people i just request information

Looks at you with a raised eyebrow. I get up and slowly walk to a bookshelf. I pull a book as the bookshelf moves.
"Follow me this is a safer place to talk."
Walks through the opening.